Trip to Swakop. A Ratchet Vacation, by Hashili Hafeni

Trip to Swakop. A Ratchet Vacation, by Hashili Hafeni. Microwide Publishing Press. Windhoek, Namibia 2025. ISBN 9789994554980 / ISBN 978-99945-54-98-0

Trip to Swakop. A Ratchet Vacation, by Hashili Hafeni. From the first chapter: A Boutee Ass Introduction.

"This ain't no ordinary story and it surely isn't picture perfect, but unlike most of y'all wh*res it ain't a fake life. Now I know unlike my Boujee ass friends from high school, I didn't really do that good in life and that's a fact though. But also unlike them, I ain't living a fake life like my main batches pretending to be happy and sh*t." "Now don't get it twisted though, Me and these wh*res been rock solid from day one, well, we say day one but we know day one been only me and my momma, and some b*tch-ass nurses delivering an ugly baby, Me. My girls came to join my life during high school, and we never looked back since, it hasn't been a brilliant school though, I'm sure you can judge from my English that I learned in the Hood. Hood gone teach you many things, including juggling men, stealing, or as we call it affirmatively repositioning and at times, hood teaches you that snitches get stiches, but hood gone teach you English too. Not as fancy as Delila Katanga's but Chile, lets get the story going." "First and foremost, let me introduce you to my girls. We different in so many ways, some more visible than others, like finances and expensive mansions, but we tight and more similar on the inside, just get an x-ray or some ish like that. Let's begin off with Valerie Simons, now, this b*tch is pretty, she always has that glow, and her hair long, I mean I always thought that maybe it's the money that makes her skin glow, because she is a CEO of one of the biggest Banks in Namibia, and the smartest amongst us all, well was the smartest in school anyways, now she is in love and street dumb, she is Book smart though, and you better put some respect on my girl's name. One thing for sure that I can attest to, as not only have I seen it, but I've actually lived it, this b*tch is rich and beautiful, as if that is not enough to make all Windhoek ladies Jealous, she married to a Business man, Steve. N*gga runs one of the biggest logistics companies in Namibia, Talk about god's favourite child." "Then there was Anna Johannes, usually the quietest and well behaved of My girls, and one of the most hard working too. She is a qualified teacher but due to the demanding nature of the house duties, and her believing that as a wife one must actually serve their man, she quit her work and is happy to be a housewife, well I don't really know if she is happy or not, I tell you this batches is fake at times, lord knows that can never be me. She is married to a committed and successful man, or so it seems and he is hot too, I'll give her that, and I think that's why she sensible amongst all of my girls. I'm sure it got something to do with the D*ck. When you get good D*ck, you become sensible." "Then we move on to my B*tch right here, Paulina Iipumbu, this Girl is a fighter, that's one thing for sure, she gone push everything she wants till she gets it, unless it's a man, lol, she terrible at that. [...]

This is an excerpt from Trip to Swakop. A Ratchet Vacation, by Hashili Hafeni.

Title: Trip to Swakop
Subtitle: A Ratchet Vacation
Author: Hashili Hafeni
Editor: Iyaloo Haukongo
Publisher: Microwide Publishing Press
Windhoek, Namibia 2025
ISBN 9789994554980 / ISBN 978-99945-54-98-0
Softcover, 15 x 21 cm, 190 pages